The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." Thats so flyover. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivors commercial that takes all of 15 mins. The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. The brand identified six Gen Z Americans who came up with Optimism in Action community projects, meant to spark hope and optimism in others. The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Aha! I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma. I won't ever watch it again. Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? Comedy Central. Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. ANYTHING for yooooou! . What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". For one brief summer they were pretty fun. . Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. Published Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day. Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. You like the Dulcolax soft chews commercial? Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. Obviously he's a new chef. Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? All rights reserved. The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. Arent drawers underwear? Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. The girl doesn't come off as special. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. . I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. What the FUCK??? What is the rating for the movie Old School? Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. Colgate Renewal TV Commercial, 'Confident' Featuring Brooke Shields. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. Mmmmmm.sliced raw sweet potatoes and other vegetables for $$$. The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. Thank you! I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. . Ive got bills Ive got to pay. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Popular topics. Enough! Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. St. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). No R393.but apparently Rob Gronkowski is. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Theyre cringe-inducing and they all look like theyre from the same advertising team. They are the perfect annoying couple. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! A paste or gel dentifrice, toothpaste is an accessory used to help clean, maintain, and prevent tooth and gum disease. She dances like some cruiseship performer. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. He also bragged that he's in college. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. Lost them to or he drove them to? Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. James Harrison from high school?" until the mother pours some shredded cheese on their food. Come and join our team. The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. Learn More. I dont know if preview commercials for upcoming shows count but the one on MTV called Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. But what can I do? That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. How does someone change their appearance so radically? R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" His 'business bag' was on his back. Or, just Kevin Hart. WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? He must have zero T-cells left. They brought back the flight attendants. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! "STRYPAPER?!" The fucking SoFi "money dance" commercials drive me absolutely insane. His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" What an obnoxious brat. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. The commercial is just plain weird. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. Colgate uses false authority because the Doctors are normally not fully qualified to be Doctors. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. "Do you have cheese?" The white gal has bad stomach problems. Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. Colgate Oral Care Center. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. Developmental delays. Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. . The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. That private parts deodorant commercial. Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. Google Fi. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. I scoff at the Windows 11 ad with the three black kids playing games and watching movies on laptops as they praise the new upgrade, marveling at how fast it is, how games are better because no lagging and that they can watch movies on their laptops that are movie theater quality. Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? Bleh. His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved. The worst jingles, ever. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? Cant make out a damn word shes saying. I hate the women pooping commercials. Like I know theyre preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos Ill take the bait. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. R464 Unfortunately, I caught the new Jimmie Walker Medicare commercial today. So over that! They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? Why, he's hardly working! I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole. Odd commercial. Yes it is!". Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. Even a microwave is more convenient. Cringe-worthy stupidity. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. ", "Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking. Very sexy man. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! So amazing. I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. Such a stupid commercial. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. Hes doin more than a dollop of Daisy, Ill tell ya that much. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. H&R Block spots started last night. Theres a difference. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? WTF? It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. and my name is Szaz. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. Christ the new car commercial where a school band plays really bad. I may never be able to eat another carrot! Fuck that gecko. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill". ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. So annoying and depressing. ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. Damn. Hello and thank you for registering. Ugh. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. Gavin McHugh, the youngest of five kids, was adopted from Riga, Latvia, at age two and a half. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. I hate loud/yelling commercials. Flyover land? Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts. Please post videos. Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". Covid cut into a lot paychecks. Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? There is no cure for cerebral palsy and the condition lasts for life. Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. Oh, please. Some of the best toothpastes for older adults include the Sensodyne Pronamel Daily Protection Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth and Sensodyne Rapid Relief Sensitive Toothpaste. This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. No shame at all. So, will the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get together in a romantic way? You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Lil' Nas has great delivery. Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? the United States September 2, 2021 "'What Can Your Smile Do?'" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. I think the actor playing her the Flo actors real daughter. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? It appears to be a serious commercial. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. It makes me so sad. Not sure what these ads are pushing, anyone who is eligible for extra 'freebies' via Medicare, usually has MEDICAID as their main or third form of health insurance. Yeah thanks guys. Can't stand it! Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. Only time? Incredibly toxic corporate culture. The film industry was shut down for over a year. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch. There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash. I cant adopt 8 fucking cats. Colgates new campaign in Hong Kong, Smile Out Loud, challenges unrealistic beauty standards, with Thai/African influencer Suzie Wadee and real-sized beauty queen Ann-Scott Kemmis helping to debunk the idea of the so-called perfect teeth. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. Thats really digging. Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! What is the best selling over-the-counter allergy medication? This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. The women could simply be roommates. R228, would you settle for an adowable bwanket? About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! R416. And that fucking song. And a Western Omelette! You gonna go after wheres the beef next? That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. That Kate McKinnon commercial. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. Fuck, they sound and look ugly. Bupkis. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. Twelve??? WTF? Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. 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